Yes they're back! This time with magic! Grumpy Old Women bring their Game of Crones to answer the unanswerable. How to fix absolutely everything!!
They conquered NZ with Grumpy Old Women, took Australia and the Universe by storm with "50 Shades of Beige" and now they're in another World. Yes!
Grumpy Old Women - Game of Crones is coming and it offers practical remedies for the atrocities of modern life.
Advice for administering safe torture to prevent snoring using bbq tools. Demonstrations of how to clean the bath whilst having mediocre sex at the same time. How to overeat on a diet. What to do when the man in your life kisses your miniature Schnauzer more than you. In Game of Crones, the young are discussed and then dismissed. Men are lovingly disembowled. Old fashioned housekeeping practices resurrected; is it too late to learn to sniff meat to determine if its past its use by date?
Grumpy Old Women will stop for nothing on their mission to slay the dragons of nonsense and reclaim the kingdom of common sense ... well maybe a glass of wine and a lie down.
The show has plenty of laughs, poorly supported breasts and unreliable statistics, so for a night of unbridled fun bring your swords and handbags and learn from the sorceresses themselves, how to survive the modern kingdom of Aotearoa.
Geraldine Brophy directs and stars with Lynda Milligan and Julie Edwards in this hilarious piece of fantasy thankfully without nudity or real blood.
The Nelson Civic Choir, directed by Chris Lukies, offers you Navidad Nuestra - a catchy pre-Christmas programme of music with a Hispanic American flavour.
Two pieces by Ariel Ramirez - Navidad Nuestra and Misa Criola - use Hispanic rhythms and traditions to present the Nativity and the Mass in joyful mood. John Leavitt's Missa Festiva matches the festive atmosphere, from a North American perspective.
Piano, guitar, double bass and percussion accompaniment.
Solos are sung by Manase Latu (tenor) and Matt Landreth (bass).
The Duo Jackson complete the programme with guitar solos and duets.
This is the choir's last performance before they head off to New York to sing at Carnegie Hall: come along and wish them bon voyage!
Direct from Australia...one show only
A tribute to three legendary Oz bands, one amazing night!!.... and not just any bands ..three of the most incredibly energetic and dynamic rock bands ever to grace the live stage, The Angels, Midnight Oil and The Divinyls.
The show consists of hits galore, including Beds are Burning, Blue Sky Mine, Power and the Passion and everything else you expect from the Oils and then get ready to Touch Yourself and rage with the Boys in Town and or take a little trip into the world of Science Fiction with Chrissy and the Divinyls.
No chance to take a break because the evening will wrap up with a non stop trip into Aussie rock history with the incredible Angels. Everything from Take a Long Line, Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again, Marseilles to Coming Down, We Gotta Get Outta This Place and more.
A night of amazing music not to be missed! Early bird tickets are available until the end of January - hurry book today!
Support Act: Trials in Modern Emotion
Starring Giles Taylor
Queen - It's a Kinda Magic recreates Queen's 1986 World Tour concert, featuring over 20 of the band's greatest hits such as 'We Will Rock You', 'Bohemian Rhapsody', 'We Are the Champions', 'Under Pressure' and 'Fat-Bottomed Girls'.
Painstaking attention has been paid to all the music - the iconic voice of Mercury, the amazing guitar solos of May and the groundbreaking Rock harmonies. And with state-of-the-art sound and lighting and authentic costumes, this is as close as you'll ever get to the real thing!
Plus1 proudly presents UK legend Midge Ure performing seven shows around New Zealand in March 2017 as part of his retrospective Something From Everything Tour - covering 40 years of his influential music.
The former Ultravox frontman will be accompanied by the India Electric Company - multi-instrumentalists Cole Stacey and Joseph O'Keefe - with Ure and co performing at least one song from each album.
Midge Ure's Something From Everything Tour features concerts in Auckland, Tauranga, Wellington, Nelson, Queenstown, Christchurch and Dunedin between March 16-23. The setlist stretches right back to 1977 with punk supergroup the Rich Kids, through to Visage (Fade to Grey), and the many hits of Ultravox - gems like Vienna, Dancing With Tears In My Eyes, Reap The Wild Wind and many more. Plus key songs from his acclaimed solo albums like The Gift (with the infectious 'If I Was'), Pure, and Answers to Nothing.
Ure says the three-piece approach is a lot of fun and adds colour, texture and depth to each song's essential elements - a distinctly different approach to his solo tour here in April 2015.
"We've played some wonderful shows around Europe and the United States, and I can't wait to bring the band Downunder for our Kiwi friends."
Join the Royal Over-Seas League and Save the Children for an evening of exceptional chamber music featuring the international Dolmen Ensemble*. These exciting young musicians, all prize winners of the Royal Over-Seas League music competitions, will perform some of the world's finest chamber works. Thanks to generous local sponsors and volunteers all proceeds from this concert will go to support the work of Save the Children.
Programme:
Johannes Brahms - Clarinet trio Op.14
Lewis Coenen-Rowe - More or Less from Clarinet Trio
Max Bruch - Movements 2 and 7 from Eight Pieces Op.83
Vincent D'Indy - Clarinet Trio in Bflat Op.29
* Dolmen Ensemble: Carson Becke, piano (Canada), Som Howie, clarinet (Australia), Edward King, cello (New Zealand).
Argentinian Golijov’s poignant marimba/cello duo, written as a requiem for a friend, and young American composer Andy Akiho's thrilling LigNEous surround Brahms' masterful clarinet quintet, which James Campbell has played with illustrious groups such as the Guaneri, Vermeer, Allegri and Amadeus Quartets. And what better way to celebrate the end of the 2017 festival than with our 3 string quartets taking the stage together for Dvorak's cheerful, melody-filled Serenade for Strings.
Goldner Quartet, New Zealand String Quartet, the Troubadours, Ian Rosenbaum (marimba), James Campbell (clarinet), Matthew Barley (cello), Joan Perarnau Garriga (double Bass)
Akiho - LigNEous
Brahms - Clarinet quintet
Golijov - Duo for marimba and cello
Dvorak - Serenade in E for Strings op. 22
An exciting programme featuring a brand new marimba quintet (marimba and string quartet - not 5 marimbas!) by New York-based NZ composer, Ed Ware, along with Beethoven's "Eyeglass" Duo, performed by the same musicians (Gillian Ansell and James Tennant) who played it in the first Festival in 1992. And don't miss the final Beethoven cello sonata played by the brilliant musicians Andrew Joyce, NZSO principal cellist, and Denes Varjon.
New Zealand String Quartet, Ian Rosenbaum (marimba), James Tennant (cello), Andrew Joyce (cello), Dénes Varjon (piano)
Beethoven - Duo for Viola and Cello with Eyeglasses Obbligato
Edward Ware - Cavernous Ruins (World Premiere)
Beethoven - Sonata for Cello and Piano in D Major op. 102/2
Bringing to a climax this Festival day on 'Planet Cello' is a glorious feast of repertoire for up to 12 cellos. NZ's top cellists, along with Julian Smiles and Matthew Barley will create a night to remember with their favourite pieces from Pachelbel, Bach, and Rossini to Villa-Lobos and Piazzola. Special guest, soprano Jenny Wollerman, will join the ensemble for the mesmerising Bachianas Brasilieras #5.
Matthew Barley, Julian Smiles, Rolf Gjelsten, Ashley Brown, Inbal Megiddo, Ken Ichinose, Andrew Joyce, Eliah Sakakushev-von Bismarck, James Tennant, Helen du Plessis, Edith Salzmann, Frances Yoon (cellists), Jenny Wollerman (soprano)
Pachelbel - Canon
Rossini - William Tell
Villa Lobos - Bachianas Brasilieras #1
Casals - Song of the Birds
Casals - Sardana
Villa Lobos - Bachianas Brasilieras
Da Falla - Suite Populaire Espagnol
Klengel - Consecration Hymn
Piazzola - Oblivion and Tango
Prepared to be transported to 'Planet Cello' by the burnished sounds of an ensemble of 4-6 cellos, indulging in music from the heavenly Bach Air to the romantic Rachmaninov Vocalise.
Matthew Barley, Julian Smiles, Rolf Gjelsten, Ashley Brown, Inbal Megiddo, Andrew Joyce, Eliah Sakakushev-von Bismarck, James Tennant, Helen du Plessis, Edith Salzmann, Frances Yoon (cellists)
Bach - Air from Orchestral Suite #3
Bach - Organ Toccata
Bach - Gamba Sonata #1 in G major (arr. William Cowdery)
Dvorak - Silent Woods
Bartok - Rumanian Dances
Rachmaninov - Vocalise (arr. Rolf Gjelsten)
