Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Thu 06 Jun 2024
Book Tickets
Thu 6 Jun 2024
Show Times
Thursday
7pm 
Duration

70 mins

 
Ticket Prices
Adult 
$46 
Senior 
$43 
Under 19 
$43 
Group of 6+ 
$40 
per person
Service fees apply 

AS SEEN ON 7 DAYS

Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to fuck sp*ders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.
So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

R15+

This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments”   **** Chortle UK

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